Whole ‘Nother Level

Figured what with all the ‘ooh ooh me too same shit with another flip’ one-upping going on these days, double corks leading to triple corks leading to quadruple corks, that it was up to me to start a new trend in riding and bring the big air tricks to the ground.  I feel that this movement will be particularly important to the aging riders such as myself, those of us with abused bodies that no longer bounce on impact and instead land with firm, bone breaking, fat bottom bass sounding thuds.  So, I present to you the ‘Twist Top’, which is basically a McTwist (I think that’s what’s going on in the vid…hard to tell) without getting any air.  The bar has been upped.  Look for my How-To coming to a snowboard mag near you.

4 Replies to “Whole ‘Nother Level”

  1. i recognize that growl.

  2. perfectly executed. good work.
    been working on them for years….

    1. yeah, have been practicing ’em for awhile, finally unveiled it publicly

  3. Excellent.

    You forgot to mention that it hurts now too. It hurts to crash. Even in snow. Ugh.

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